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User:	milky (125464)	View all of 'em
	The Ever Fascinating Musings of Milky Your daily dose of dweebdom
Name:	Jen
Website:	http://www.myspace.com/j_hulme
Location:	Los Angeles, California, United States
Birthdate:	1983-08-18
Bio	My life is rated R. What is your life rated? Consider yourself warned :D I'm a Geologist. I'm a Gemologist. I will take over the world. Get used to it now. :) I enjoy my life and like to have fun with it. I can have both a very dry sense of humor, and a very stupid sense of humor. I am not above puns. Especially really bad puns. Partially because they bug the crap out of my sister. :) In all honesty, I'm not sure what I'm going to do with my life... I am very "fly by the seat of my pants and see where I end up"... with a dash of responsibility thrown in so that my rent and monthly bills get paid. I love to travel. LOVE to travel. I basically have started taking a 4 day weekend once a month so I can do some sort of road trip. People have a tendency to annoy me. This can sometimes be a problem as I'm currently working retail and have to deal with the general public on a daily basis. I have yet to kill anybody. Every once in a while, I threaten to run off and leave it all. Whether it's to a small island in Micronesia where I'll live off of fish and coconuts and rain water, or a small village in Central Mexico where I'll sell grilled chicken, I have the desire to escape. I've more or less come to terms with the fact that I'm not running away until I get at least my first million in the bank though. As long as I'm still posting... the first million's still fiction ;) What else, what else... I'm always open to new friends... I like people who post in a somewhat entertaining style. Humor is always appreciated. Decent spelling and punctuation is too... I like to write. Usually I post a couple of times a week. There are days when I'll post 9 times and spam your friends page. There are weeks where I'll disappear (just from posting, I usually am still reading)... If I'm gone for months... then the million's made its appearance... And I'd probably spill, "I'm running off to a tiny place where I'll never be found! Bwahahahahaha!" It'll happen. Don't be surprised. And a final warning: I tend to be a touch sarcastic. DeadJournal Trading Cards Paid Account Edition milky User Number: 125464 Date Created:03-18-2002 Number of Posts: 2,068 Description: 5'4 1/2" short, with dirty blonde hair and khaki green eyes, Milky has a morbid sense of humor and a nasty sarcastic streak. She is dwarfed by her giantess of a sister, but has more or less come to terms with that and still uses the phrase, "little sister". Strengths: Milky has the ability to bullshit with ease. She can write 9 page papers on how South Park presents social commentary and has been known to use the power for evil. Weaknesses: Chocolate. And sleep. When available. Special Skills: A race car driver in a former life, there is always too much traffic in Milky's way and the gas tank always needs filling. She also makes a mean batch of cookies. Weapons: The accelerator pedal. And the middle finger. Beware of the wrath of a country road maniac/Los Angeles driver. Spends Free time: Reading books, watching movies, surfing the internet, and hanging out with a select group of friends. Typically tries to avoid the general public. Make your own LiveJournal Trading Card! Brought to you by crossfire_ And, just because he's sexy and I love the photo...
Memories:	25 entries
Interests:	118: action movies, adpi, africa, alias, alpha delta pi, animals, archaeology, back packing, baking, beatles, books, bowling, british humor, cake, california, calvin and hobbes, camping, candles, cats, caves, cheese, chocolate, cliffs, clive cussler, college, color guard, colorguard, comedy, computers, cooking, cooking/baking, crimson, crocheting, darkness, diamonds, discovery channel, disney, doc martins, driving, eating, eminem, fast cars, flirting, food, food network, forests, fuzzy socks, gemology, gems, geology, greek, guys, harry potter, hiking, humor, internet, irony, jack sparrow, jennifer garner, jewelry, johnny depp, kissing, knitting, living alone, maroon, massages, mineralogy, monkeys, movies, music, mysteries, mystery novels, mythology, nature, nerds, nevada barr, nora roberts, not studying, oregon, outdoors, paleontology, pandas, petrology, photography, pie, pirates, pirates of the caribbean, pizza, procrastinating, quests, racing, rain, rap, reading, red, rivers, rocks, safari, sand, sarcasm, sark, science, sd-6, sedimentology, sewing, silver, sleeping, snow, south park, taking pictures, trashy romance novels, trekking, trundling, university of southern california, usc, usc trojans, writing, yearbook. [Modify yours]
Asylums:	Glencoe High School - Hillsboro, OR (1997 - 2001) University of Southern California - Los Angeles, CA (2001 - 2005) Gemological Institute of America - Carlsbad, CA (2005 - 2006)
Stalking:	18: 1346paperclips, _beautifulmess_, aflouloulax, crazyflynn, fierydustbunnie, finners, granfalloon, inkytwist, ivyness, jchickamau, kristiekreme, paisleypear, sarcasticsiren, spidey_pasta, thelizard_queen, tiffp007, violentvixen, wombatprincess 1: new_shit 2: freshmanflynn, violent_vixen
Stalked By	55: 1346paperclips, _beautifulmess_, aflouloulax, albinodrow, alex_the_max, angelicdimples, badrubberpiggy, cherry_alive, cobaltchica, countrychica678, crazyflynn, darkmasquerade, darkorion, deivorytower, eviljade, fancyfalsetto, fierydustbunnie, finners, granfalloon, heavenlyisis, hell_kitten, heyhay, inkytwist, insanelycrazy, ivyness, jackshadow, jchickamau, jenna_bug02, jilted_life, kohlcoveredeyes, krasivayi_slava, kristiekreme, lozzery, maha116, mr_moocow, neural_parasite, ninaspacestar, nuttysundevil, paisleypear, pandafish, parsley, peaceful_chaos, pigsandgiggles, pink_n_sparkely, plinkie, rantingaa, redbobcat, sarcasticsiren, skronky, spidey_pasta, thelizard_queen, tiffp007, violentvixen, wombatprincess, woodwind_4_life
Account type:	Free User

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